Identical twin nigger pimps?

Nobody could make this shit up and, if I haven’t seen it or done it, it’s probably never happened.  Driving a cab, in Lake Tahoe, wasn’t just a job, it was an adventure.  Taking dudes to the legal Nevada whore houses, people doing Peruvian Marching Powder in the back seat, driving in a white-out, almost running into a 150 pound mountain lion, there was never a dull moment.  There was a section, on the California side, right on the state line, we called the “Complex,” where over 100 motels were packed into about one square mile.  I took a call, one night, to a street address in the Complex.  Upon arriving, I saw that it was a duplex with, of course, two separate dwelling units, A and B.  I called my dispatcher and asked him which unit called.  He said he didn’t know which one, and to knock on one of the doors.  I walked onto the very large porch, which covered the whole front of the building, and knocked on door number A.  The door opened, and an early twenty-something, small black man, dressed in a gold lame’ pimp suit, opened the door.  He was bling city, with ear-rings, gold bracelets, necklaces, rings, and what-not.  I said, “Taxi,” and he said, “They’re next door.”  I thanked him and knocked on door number B.  That door was opened by what I thought was the same dude, who was wearing all the same gear.  I didn’t say a word, just looked at him, as he looked at me.  Finally, I said, “Taxi?”, and he said, “They’ll be right out.”  I thought the dude was mental, and backed up several steps, to wait for “they” to come out.  I was 10 or 12 feet from the open door, in which the guy was standing.  I glanced to the left, and door A was still open, with the first of the identical twin, identically dressed twin nigger pimps, still standing there.  Door B had #2 pimp standing in the open doorway, as well.  Identical twin pimps, in matching gold lame’ pimp suits, in fucking stereo.

Two spectacularly beautiful hookers, one white and one black, came out, and I took them to one of the casinos.  Both were petite and very good looking.  The fare was $1.95 and the cunts gave me a nickel tip.  I had both of them, together, in my cab, a few more times, in the next week, including to and from a supermarket, for food, as the duplex had kitchens, I guess.  The fare to the store was also $1.95 with that ginormous nickel tip.  After a week, the blonde bailed and I never saw her again.

About a week after the white girl left, there was a one-column-inch blurb, in the local paper, about a hooker doing “trick-rolls” on high-rollers, in one of the (un-named) casinos.  No description, NOTHING.  There were one or two more sketchy notes, in the days that followed, then they finally included a description, “Young, very good looking, black chick.”  BINGO.  I called the South Lake Tahoe PD and asked to speak to the Watch Commander.  A Sergeant came on and I asked him if he had read that day’s paper.  He said he hadn’t but that there was one in the station, and told me to hang on.  He came back and I told him to turn to page 3, at the bottom of the page.  He read about the chloral hydrate, to knock out the mark, so she could relieve him of cash, chips, and gold Rolex watch.  I told the Sergeant the exact address where the babe could be found, and about the identical twin pimps, and he was suitably impressed:  “Man, I’ve never even HEARD of anything like that.  I’d sure like to see THAT [the pimps].”  About two hour later, the Sergeant and about 20 other cops, from two states and several different agencies, rolled up on the duplex, with NO WARRANT (cops are stupid).  They contacted the pimps, who claimed that the broad wasn’t there and they didn’t even know “da bitch.”  The cops all left, but returned the following morning, WITH A WARRANT.  This time there were like 20 CARS, with 40 cops, parked on lawns and in the middle of the street.  They all dicked around for about 20 minutes, before they knocked on the door.  SURPRISE, they had crawled out a rear window (nobody was watching the back), climbed a fence with their baggage, and had the clerk at the motel (which owned the duplex) call a taxi-cab for them.  Dumb-assed cops.  The cops asked the clerk if he knew where they were going.  RENO AIRPORT.

A single NHP Trooper pulled over the cab, on Highway 50, at Spooner Summit, and proned the three knee-grows out, on the pavement, for 20 minutes, at the point of a shotgun, until backup arrived.  By this time, they knew who all three of them were, including the girl.  It turns out that she was an escape artist, having busted out of TWO jails.  It was decided to book the pimps in Carson City but, because the girl was an escape risk, she was transported to Reno, to be booked into the Washoe County Jail, which was thought to be more secure than the women’s facility in Carson.  SHE BUSTED THE FUCK OUT OF JAIL IN RENO.  About two years later, in the L.A. Times, there was a short article about that same girl, name (which I then knew) the same, and about how she had busted out of a FOURTH jail, in Texas.

I was supposed to get a commendation from the Chief of Police, but never got it.  One cop told me he had seen MY commendation, on the Chief’s desk, along with several others, but the asshole never signed it.

I’ve got about 10,000 of these stories, all true, and I don’t even embellish them.  Tune in next week; same Bat Channel, same Bat Time.

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11 thoughts on “Identical twin nigger pimps?

  1. Sometimes reality surpasses the imagination, and this sounds like one of them.
    Prostitution and all the trickery that comes with it, seems to be a legitimate job for black women all over the world. Just like drug dealing and stealing do for black guys.
    Great story, I look forward to the next one!

    1. Those pimps may still be in jail, as Nevada doesn’t fuck around; they would have been charged with conspiracy to commit attempted murder, as chloral hydrate can easily kill somebody. They could have gotten a life sentence.

      1. Along with OJ. THAT asshole is serving a virtual life sentence. He has to serve 23 years before he can even be considered for parole. I know a guy who did TWELVE YEARS in Nevada State Prison, for DRUNK DRIVING. I had him in my taxi-cab a bunch of times, before he took off for the “Ranch,” to get laid, one day, while drunk and on a suspended license, and had a head-on collision with the only child (a girl) of the recently-retired HEAD of the Nevada Highway Patrol. This happened in 1985; he got out of prison in 1997, and the poor girl is STILL completely fucked up. Ask ANY NHP Trooper about Shawn Beals, and you’ll get the whole story. About 2 years after he got out, he was arrested, again, for DUI, in Sparks, which is a big city next to Reno. He may still be in prison. In ’97, I was working at a 7-Eleven, in Nevada, and an NHP trooper came in for some coffee. I’d never seen him before, and never saw him again. I knew that Shawn’s 12 years were about up, and asked the Trooper if he was still in the slammer. He said that he was due to get out in 3 or 4 months. That’s how closely EVERY Trooper, in Nevada follows that case. Just before he left the store, that night, he said, “I never thought that I would ever say this, but it would have been better if she had died in the accident.” She was 22 or 23 years old, when the accident happened, had just graduated from college, and was a very pretty girl. As I told the Trooper, Shawn Beals was a nice guy, he just had a huge problem with alcohol.

      2. ” About 2 years after he got out, he was arrested, again, for DUI, in Sparks, which is a big city next to Reno. He may still be in prison.”

        I would think, that I would stop doing DUI after 12 years in prison!

        According to Wikipedia, the percent of white have droped from 86.7% in 1970
        to 54.1% in 2010. And probably lower than 50 percent now, what a shame!
        I always had the impression, that Nevada was pretty white (like Portland, Oregon).
        I guess, that the states closest to Mexico suffer the most.

      3. Nevada has 17 counties, 16 of them pretty much all white, with the exception of Clark County (Las Vegas), which is FULL of niggers. Clark County runs the whole state, fucking over the other 16 counties, and electing Harry Reid to the U.S. Senate.

      4. No state income tax, in Nevada, you can get a license to carry a gun, weed is now legal, and the cops, in the “cow counties” are usually very cool. When the possession of ONE MARIJUANA SEED would get you 2, 3, or 4 years in State Prison, most Nevada cops wouldn’t bust people for possession, just dumping the weed on the side of the road. That was done if you “passed the attitude test.” Be respectful to the cops and you wouldn’t be busted and have to spend time in prison. Act like an asshole, like niggers are wont to do, and you’re going DOWN. I had one hard-core Deputy Sheriff tell me he poured out a baggie of weed, on the side of the highway, about once a week, when it was still a felony to possess it. In less than a week, I’m moving the fuck out of California. I was born here and have lived here for most of my life, and I HATE this state. The assholes from other states, who have moved here, are the ones who have done the most damage to this state. I’m moving to Tucson, Arizona, where I can start packing a gun again. I feel naked without one or two on my person.

      5. “No state income tax, in Nevada, you can get a license to carry a gun”

        Great, income tax here is about 50% plus 25% value added tax (VAT).
        I guess, that gambling, quick marriages, prostitution and tourism brings plenty of money to the state. 🙂
        I have seen (on TV) people with electric gatling guns shooting up cars in Nevada (I think). Their gun laws must be very liberal.

        “weed is now legal”

        That development really surprised me, USA used to be so extreme regarding Cannabis. It is not even that long ago (historically), when alcohol was illegal.

        “In less than a week, I’m moving the fuck out of California.”

        Very good! Tucson, Arizona look nice. It looks as if, you have Santa Catalina Mountains 5 minuts away. Beautiful nature.

        “I feel naked without one or two on my person.”

        I understand. We are only aloud to carry guns to the shooting range and it have to be packed in a bag or box. To carry an illegal gun, give 1 year in prison. 10-15 years ago, it would only give a fine. But because all the immigrant violence, the politicians pushed the punishment up!

      6. When I first moved to Nevada, in 1980, I could have bought a fully operational Thompson sub-machine gun for $1,200. There are 14 states, in the U.S., that permit the ownership of fully-automatic weapons, including ARIZONA. There’s a rich guy, in Arizona, who owns a company that makes equipment to reload ammunition. He owns just about every type of automatic weapon that has ever been made, including a quad-.50 caliber, that pumps out about 2,200 rounds of .50 BMG rounds per minute. He also owns mini-guns, is a pilot, and has at least one WW2 plane that is outfitted with .50 caliber machine guns, to shoot up the desert. I’m pretty sure that he also has at least one 20mm cannon. There are probably videos, on YouTube, showing this guy and his lucky friends shooting all these cool guns. There has only been ONE case, since machine guns started to be regulated, in the mid-1930s, where a lawfully owned and registered machine gun was used to commit a crime, and it was done by a POLICE OFFICER. Knee-grows are deathly afraid of two things; machine guns and shotguns.

      7. I never really had any opinion about gun laws, because I live in what use to be a peaceful and ethnic harmonic country. So I just smiled at said those crasy americans, when I heard about things like Kentucky KNOB CREEK MACHINE GUN Festival.
        Now, I feel that we should have those same gun laws, at least till we get the invaders kicked out. And then keep the weapons as a warning to any would-be invader.
        It will be like christmas for a spoiled boy, when you move there. A few pistols, revolvers, pump guns and assoultrifles is a good place to start.

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